"There's a certain kind of man who would exploit this kind of situation, isn't there Clair?"


Young real estate agent Clair is selling a property in a booming market. The owners tell her they’d ‘like to behave honourably’ but all bets are off when an enigmatic buyer offers cash for the house – and something else altogether for Clair.

This production brings an early gem of the acclaimed Martin Crimp (Attempts on Her Life, The Treatment, The Country, The City) to the Australian stage for the first time. Crimp‘s merciless satire peels back the layers of moral obfuscation in a fascinating and chilling expose of greed and desire.

Cast & Creatives

Director Cristabel Sved
Joanna Fishman
Set/Costume Designer William Bobbie Stewart
Sound Designer and Composer
Steve Toulmin
Lighting Designer
Verity Hampson
Movement Consultant
Johanna Puglisi
With Sarah Becker, Laura Brent, Boris Brkic, Josh McConville, Kelly Paterniti & Ed Wightman


‘Full of great ideas, painfully accurate observation of human behaviour and a great many sweet-sour laughs. Recommended.’ Diana Simmonds, Stage Noise